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Category Archives: Humor

Trademarks: AKA how Jounville had to show an NPC why you don’t wear an eyepatch.

Posted on May 9, 2013 by Blackferne

Even though we are not on an RP server, the Blackferne clan and Jounville in particular has a life story in my mind. This is a story that has evolved since Star Wars Galaxies, and one of the aspects of … Continue reading →

Posted in General SWTOR, Humor

Breaking News: Soa is Still Dead

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Blackferne

ETERNITY VAULT, Belsavis (AP)- Long time Galactic Menace Soa the Infernal One has been killed at the hands of the Church of Alvis. The squad known for precision operations, reckless drinking, and inappropriate behavior at children’s birthday parties has done … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Operations, The Church of Alvis | Tagged boss kills, Soa

News Alert: The Church of Alvis Kills Karagga!

Posted on April 15, 2012 by Blackferne

KARAGGA’S PALACE, Nal Hutta (AP)- Noted crime lord and infamous hat collector Karagga the Unyielding is dead. The killing blow was at the hands of eight drunken members of the Church of Alvis.  Under the leadership of Major Jounville Blackferne, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Operations, The Church of Alvis | Tagged Guild Accomplishment, Karagga

Tak’s Take: Being a Filthy, Filthy Codex Whore

Posted on January 16, 2012 by Takanudo

Does this describe you?  You have just finished the last bonus quest on Taris.  You are ready to leave that planet and its horde of rahkgouls behind.  Suddenly, a persistent itch presents itself at the base of your skull.  Something … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Tak's Take, The Church of Alvis | Tagged codex, humor, map, world

Tak’s Take: Smuggling for Fun and Profit

Posted on December 15, 2011 by admin

So you want to be a smuggler. Good for you. Smuggling is an exciting and potentially lucrative endeavor. Here is a beginner’s guide to this less than noble profession in four easy steps. Cloaking is for Pussies When you first … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Takk's Take, The Church of Alvis | Tagged advice, blasters, humor, smuggling
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