Happy Escape from your momma Day Vesp!

[Blackferne]

33 years since you liberated yourself from that vaginal prison!

[Skiggity]

Go Robot, it's your Birthday...

[Furiel]

Happy harvested from your pod day bro!

[Bulwark]

Gratz on being one day closer to your death.

[Takanudo]

Mozel tov!

-Takanudo ( )

[Maizan]

JOY!

Maizan

[Fynn]

Happy "Welcome to Earth"-averssary!

[Cuspar]

Herpy birthday!

[Happyclam]

Who the hell is Vesp?

[Vespasian]

Thanks all! I'd of swung by if it wasn't for these damn work deadlines they gave me for birthday presents.

[Blackferne]

Thanks all! I'd of swung by if it wasn't for these damn STD tests they gave me for birthday presents.

What have you been up to?

[Blackferne]

Vesp I read this on Reddit. Written by a Bills fan I thought you'd like:

Do you like Tom Brady, man?
I do not like him, you Pats fan
I do not like this Brady man
Don't you like Brady's three rings?
I do not like Tommy's three rings
I do not like Tommy winning
I do not like this Brady man
I do not like him, you Pats fan
Don't you like him modeling shoes?
Don't you like that he won't lose?
I do not like him modeling shoes
And I would like to see him lose
I do not like his three rings
I do not like him winning
I do not like this Brady man
I do not like him, you Pats fan
But he's the best of all time
Hating him should be a crime
I do not have time for Pats fans' whines
He's not for me, he beats my team
I do not like him in the East
If he'd play in the NFC
Then I might like this Brady man
But I still can't stand most Pats fans
Would you? Could you? End your hate?
Watch him! See him! He's so great!
I would not, could not, like your mate
You may like him. You will see.
You may like him on tv
I will not, cannot on tv
I still will hate! He's not that great!
I do not like him winning games
I do not like all of his fame
I do not like his hottie wife
Leave me alone! Go get a life!
Others may hate your great QB
That's OK, just let them be
I do not like this Brady man
Leave me alone, you Patriots fan
A team! A team! Another team!
If he's on another team!
Not on the Pats? Not on the 'Fins?
Not on the Jets? I could be in
I just might like this Tom Brady
If this quarterback played for me
If he played for my football team
And he won us a silver trophy
But he plays for the Patriots
Whose lucky fans are throwing fits
When others hope he calls it quits
We do not like this Brady man
Just get over it, you Pats fan

http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/17 ... an/c825ix6

[Furiel]

I bet Brady likes fishsticks
I bet he likes putting fishsticks in his mouth

[Cuspar]

I bet Brady likes fishsticks
I bet he likes putting fishsticks in his mouth

Shut up.

[Fynn]

It's too soon guys. I need another week...

[Vespasian]

It's never to spon