Jimer and I are playing online chess!

[Blackferne]

First off NERDS!!!!! Yeah I know whatever. I know you all through video games about star wars so it isn't like you have much to get all superior on me about.

Second we are on chess.com I'm under Blackferne, he's under Cyclometh. Feel free to register and challenge us to a game if you want. They are like correspondent games where you have a day or two to do a move if you have other shit going on. Just check in once a day to do your move and you should be fine. If we have enough of a subset we could have a tournament or something. Otherwise, just a little something to screw around with.

[Blackferne]

Reese...you are going down!

[Blackferne]

Update:

Reese is not looking so good,


Jimer has me on the ropes.


Kitoshi signed up but has not played any games, nor accepted my challenge!

[Jimer Lins]

Boosh!

Blackie and I are starting another round. Who else is playing? I want to challenge you!

[Reese]

lets call this first game, "Ouch My Pride".

I forgot how bad at chess I am. I mean, I am clearly out of practice. But I will be victorious soon. Oh so soon.

[Kitoshi]

Umm.. lol whoever that Kitoshi is, isn't me. Chess is for nerds! I only play scrabble online

[Blackferne]

Umm.. lol whoever that Kitoshi is, isn't me. Chess is for nerds! I only play scrabble online

I thought this guy was you:

http://www.chess.com/echess/profile/twhint

If not you, who?

[Kitoshi]

That's fucking clam. Who, by the way, called me tonight trying to tell me about the Bible and I didn't know it was him so I hung up on him =P Don't trust that guy

[Kitoshi]

And I'm Thom Platt btw.

[Roza]

It was SO funny! Thom had had a fit because his phone was having an aneurysm, lost his contacts and apps and then Thomas calls to tell him about the Bible...Hilarious.

[Happyclam]

Good Evening sir, I'm calling to talk to you about the bible. Do you read the bible, sir? *click*

[Dood]

Good Evening sir, I'm calling to talk to you about the bible. Do you read the bible, sir? *click*

Genius.

[Reese]

Jesus. I am just plain bad at chess. Bad. Horribly, rapebly, bad.

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[Dood]

Jesus. I am just plain bad at chess. Bad. Horribly, rapebly, bad.

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I seem to recall trying to get you to play chess like 6 or 7 years ago and you refusing because you said you sucked at chess. Good to know that some things don't change.

[Vespasian]

Good Evening sir, I'm calling to talk to you about the bible. Do you read the bible, sir? *click*

Fucking Awesome.

[Jimer Lins]

Blackferne's jumping my shit in this game.

[Blackferne]

Blackferne's jumping my shit in this game.

It is far from over and you are too crafty for me to expect an easy victory.

Still revenge would be sweet.

[Furiel]

Blackferne's jumping my shit in this game.

He cheats...so if you lose don't feel bad...

[Jimer Lins]

No, Blackie, you cannot has fork.

[Blackferne]

You did the right thing to swap my knight for your rook. It now is very very unlikely I can turn this around whereas up to this point it was just very unlikely.

[Jimer Lins]

You did the right thing to swap my knight for your rook. It now is very very unlikely I can turn this around whereas up to this point it was just very unlikely.

Yeah, looking at my knight advantage and some passed pawns, I think unless I screw up it's in the bag.

Vengeance for the pwning you gave me last round.

[Blackferne]

Yeah that last game I have no clue what body cavity I pulled my tactics from.

[Furiel]

Yeah that last game I have no clue what body cavity I pulled my testicles from.

I believe it's called Jess's purse.

[Jimer Lins]

Do you feel the jaws closing around you, Blackie?

[Blackferne]

Well you are by all accounts a stronger player than me so the question isn't do I feel the jaws closing around me, but rather WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG?