AS&P: Ep 1 OOC thread

[Cuspar]

Bronto stands silently and almost appears to be carefully analyzing the situation except for the massive erection he has as a result of thinking about gouging out the Imperial Captain's eyes and shoving them down his dying throat.

Fixed?

That would have been better.

[Bulwark]

Maybe I missed something, but where are you going to put 4 metric tons of droid motivators?

[Furiel]

Maybe I missed something, but where are you going to put 4 metric tons of droid motivators?

The dent in Bronto's skull?

[Cuspar]

I don't think this is going to be about droid motivators.

[Blackferne]

Well I've come up with a backup character. Hope you all like older women.



Coming soon.

[Cuspar]

This.

[Furiel]

Well I've come up with a backup character. Hope you all like older women.



Coming soon.

Mon Mothra?

[Blackferne]

Sweet! A new satchel!

[Bulwark]

Can holo recorded messages be played back on a datapad in non holographic mode?

[Dood]

BUMP

[Furiel]

I can post useless waitress stops by and refills your drinks posts til the cows come home. Or I get bored, and trust me, you don't want me to get bored. You won't like me when I get bored. It's up to you guys to move teh story forward right now.

[Reese]

Can holo recorded messages be played back on a datapad in non holographic mode?

BUMP

[Furiel]

Can holo recorded messages be played back on a datapad in non holographic mode?

No

[Bulwark]

Can holo recorded messages be played back on a datapad in non holographic mode?

No

Sounds like we need to download the proper codec.

[Cuspar]

I'm headed to a 3G deadzone this weekend. I may be able to post, and I may not. Assume that Bronto continues to follow M3P0, speaking little, and if he needs any rolls and you're waiting for me for more than 30 minutes, I'd appreciate GM rolls...

(Fucking farms.)

[Blackferne]

Next time some one is mean to me I'm gonna challenge them to a dance off.



And you best bring your A game!

[Blackferne]

From the game:

Bronto continues to stand by. He is not a planner.

My thought:

Red Walrus Standing By.

[Cuspar]

So yeah. We leave on holidays on Friday morning, so I will be largely useless in terms of predictability. I'd like to authorize Pat to essentially control Bronto - he understands the parameters I'm using for him, and really, I only rolled him to be a tank for you guys so as long as he's only being used to hurt Imperials there should be no conflicts with how I see him acting. Alternatively, Furiel can use him as an NPC a la Arillius in the last game until I'm back. After the 13th, I'll be on a bit more as we'll be roasting at a pool in Phoenix...

I will be on sometimes, but my priorities go: wife and kid>Disneyland>eating>drinking>checking the forums>driving on LA freeways>thinking of work

[Whiteness]

Ok Blu, hop in the food truck, eat everything in the back and sneak out when you get inside. The empty food truck will make them have to go back and get more food. When they leave we pull up in the truck a little bit later saying we were the rush replacement delivery so we're sorry if we aren't the usual driver or vehicle. Drive in, have blu pull the fire alarm on the other side of the complex, go pickup droid thingys and Blu and drive on out

boo yah

[Bulwark]

Ok Blu, hop in the food truck, eat everything in the back and sneak out when you get inside. The empty food truck will make them have to go back and get more food. When they leave we pull up in the truck a little bit later saying we were the rush replacement delivery so we're sorry if we aren't the usual driver or vehicle. Drive in, have blu pull the fire alarm on the other side of the complex, go pickup droid thingys and Blu and drive on out

boo yah

All of the food for an entire manufacturing complex. Sounds like a challenge that Blu just make accept

[Dood]

Seriously, this might be the most batshit incomprehensible plan I've ever seen on the Internet. That means it's sure to work. Someone tell me if it does, because I'm not sure how to tell.

[Bulwark]

Seriously, this might be the most batshit incomprehensible plan I've ever seen on the Internet. That means it's sure to work. Someone tell me if it does, because I'm not sure how to tell.

ok, as I understand it, I hide in the back of the truck (somehow getting in a moving hovercraft without anyone noticing). Then, once inside, I eat the entire truck. Again, without anyone noticing. Afterwords, I waddle over to the other side of the complex and start a fire (still totally undetected) then waddle back to meet the crew at the droid parts. Then, when the security guards are running around with fire extinguishers, another food truck with the rest of the gang drives in, finds the building, loads the droid parts (and my 17 ton carcus) into the back of the truck. We then give BA a pint of milk laced with a sedative, hook the truck to the wench lowered from Murdoc's chopper and fly away as Gaga pulls out a cigar and says, "Arrayoraaargh love it when a plans comes graagrhaaaa"

What's not to understand?

[Blackferne]

Furiel do we have enough time to target a gate guard, find his family and hold it hostage unless they help us, or is the research and implementation of that plan too complicated in the time remaining?

[Furiel]

None of the guards that are on duty now will be on duty tonight so unless you have a way to identify the guards from the previous evening and gather their personal information you can't do that and still heist the parts tonight.

[Blackferne]

Would it be possible to check with local bureacracy to get a list of workers for the plant? Possibly a combination of bureacracy, deception, and gather information checks?