I need quotes about us.
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I installed a widget on the blog which rotates quotes. The question is "What are people saying about the Church of Alvis?"
So far I have:
Middle age jackasses who talk too much shit about drinking and shooting each other in the face. But we're a tight knit group.- Arrican
Agents of Chaotic Leisure -Dood
The Church of Alvis is that thing you find between the couch cushions and think 'Hey that's still edible' -Jounville Blackferne
I want more to populate the quote generator.
So far I have:
Middle age jackasses who talk too much shit about drinking and shooting each other in the face. But we're a tight knit group.- Arrican
Agents of Chaotic Leisure -Dood
The Church of Alvis is that thing you find between the couch cushions and think 'Hey that's still edible' -Jounville Blackferne
I want more to populate the quote generator.
Jounville Blackferne
Archbishop of the Church of Alvis
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Re: I need quotes about us.
Here are a couple random ones I thought were humorous I dug up in about 5 minuts of looking through some threads in off topic and the pub...when I have more time I can look for more if you need them.
Now that it's dead and been picked over it should be properly prepared for Vesp to make sweet, sweet love to. – Furiel
Whats a little burning between friends? – Vespasian
Just because I relate to the Sarlaac~ - Veela
40 rupees and an elderly camel! And that's my final offer!!! – Furiel
I guess I'm a pussy, and I'll take that title since I can't drive stick. – Arrican
Actually I believe someone from LA shoved their arm up his ass and worked his mouth like a puppet, the creative editing was them editing out the arm... - Furiel
Now that it's dead and been picked over it should be properly prepared for Vesp to make sweet, sweet love to. – Furiel
Whats a little burning between friends? – Vespasian
Just because I relate to the Sarlaac~ - Veela
40 rupees and an elderly camel! And that's my final offer!!! – Furiel
I guess I'm a pussy, and I'll take that title since I can't drive stick. – Arrican
Actually I believe someone from LA shoved their arm up his ass and worked his mouth like a puppet, the creative editing was them editing out the arm... - Furiel
They say when you go on a quest for vengence to dig two graves. They underestimate me.
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
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I changed it from "What are people saying about Alvis?" to "Alvian Quotables" to throw in yours since most of those quotes furiel don't answer who we are. But it is much better this way. I even included my classic line "I hate this guild and everyone in it -Jounville Blackferne Alvian Leader since 2003)"
Jounville Blackferne
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I think quotes of what we say to each other is probably more representative of us than what other people might be saying about us, and give people a better idea of what they might be getting themselves in to if they join us.
They say when you go on a quest for vengence to dig two graves. They underestimate me.
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
Re: I need quotes about us.
I have little to no artistic talent. - Joun
As long as I can have 5 minutes to masturbate to Dood's voice, I'm cool with it. - Happyclam
Those are some hawt boobies... - Kitoshi
It's much more fun to drink at home, play games, and get in the hot tub. Screw driving. - Roza
Sorry, I don't like sticking my dick into something thats already creme filled. - Vespasian
Who has any time for video games with all that pr0n on teh interwebs? - Leth
As long as I can have 5 minutes to masturbate to Dood's voice, I'm cool with it. - Happyclam
Those are some hawt boobies... - Kitoshi
It's much more fun to drink at home, play games, and get in the hot tub. Screw driving. - Roza
Sorry, I don't like sticking my dick into something thats already creme filled. - Vespasian
Who has any time for video games with all that pr0n on teh interwebs? - Leth
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That ^Furiel wrote:I think quotes of what we say to each other is probably more representative of us than what other people might be saying about us, and give people a better idea of what they might be getting themselves in to if they join us.
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There is some of us who can't articulate our own phrases and they must be properly represented. You'd think that the Ipad would have increased her vocabulary.....Roza wrote: That ^
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And there are some of us who can't properly conjugate verbs apparently.Vespasian wrote:There is? are some of us who can't articulate our own phrases and they must be properly represented. You'd think that the Ipad would have increased her vocabulary.....Roza wrote: That ^
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Just because the ipad has increased my vocabulary doesn't mean its taught me how to use the words properly.Blackferne wrote:And there are some of us who can't properly conjugate verbs apparently.Vespasian wrote:There is? are some of us who can't articulate our own phrases and they must be properly represented. You'd think that the Ipad would have increased her vocabulary.....Roza wrote: That ^
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Okay quote widget is back up and running. If you find more you want it let me know.
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Can we get a link from the forums to the home page? I'm really lazy and typing makes me breathe hard.
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"I'm Fixed?" - Kitoshi
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...Kitoshi wrote:Can we get a link from the forums to the home page? I'm really lazy and typing makes me breathe hard.
I can't even think of anything to say to this.
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He should really learn about tabbed browsing. But yeah I gotta figure out how to do it on the PHPBB3 side, it'll be my project for today.Roza wrote:...Kitoshi wrote:Can we get a link from the forums to the home page? I'm really lazy and typing makes me breathe hard.
I can't even think of anything to say to this.
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And done. You should now see a "Home" link right next to the "Board Index" link under the header image. Clicking Home will take you back to the main page/blog, and the board index link will take you out to the main forum page.
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zomg it works. But I did get a random error 500 message when I tried coming back to the boards. I just refreshed and it worked though. Weird.
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Yeah I've been getting that a lot lately. I'm opening a ticket to see what could be causing it.Kitoshi wrote:zomg it works. But I did get a random error 500 message when I tried coming back to the boards. I just refreshed and it worked though. Weird.
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The Church of Alvis- better than those bastards in Pod Six since 2003.
Drunken bantha races in downtown Theed. What the hell more do you want?
Drunken bantha races in downtown Theed. What the hell more do you want?
A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn. - Edmund Blackadder
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Added.Jimer Lins wrote:The Church of Alvis- better than those bastards in Pod Six since 2003.
Drunken bantha races in downtown Theed. What the hell more do you want?
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Looks like the old SWG forums are dead. I can't find my best troll post ever, "The Book of GarVa". Anyone remember that?
A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn. - Edmund Blackadder
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I remember of it like a dream where the details are just out of reach.
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Force choke. hmmm choke.-->Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?--->Does Darth Brady have to Force choke a bitch? - Blackferne
I kinda like fDood. But not silent. - SirP
I am Cuspar, and I endorse this message. - Cuspar
Dood: shitting on dreams. - Blackferne
I know I'm being evil. I just don't care. - fDood
I kinda like fDood. But not silent. - SirP
I am Cuspar, and I endorse this message. - Cuspar
Dood: shitting on dreams. - Blackferne
I know I'm being evil. I just don't care. - fDood
This... I Command!
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Added.
Jounville Blackferne
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Should be "What more do you want, what more could you need?"Jimer Lins wrote:The Church of Alvis- better than those bastards in Pod Six since 2003.
Drunken bantha races in downtown Theed. What the hell more do you want?
Make it rhyme you limp-tongued mynoch!
fFormerly fknown as fDood.
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Yeah, that sucks. There were some pretty golden trollings left behind there.Jimer Lins wrote:Looks like the old SWG forums are dead. I can't find my best troll post ever, "The Book of GarVa". Anyone remember that?
And now that we're all older, we'll never be drunk enough to be that funny again.
fFormerly fknown as fDood.