The Church of Alvis

a gamer.

that is all.

Reese, out.

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Does she know who the father is? My money is d00d

vespasian wrote:Does she know who the father is? My money is d00d

Vegas is only giving that d00d 37:1 odds. I'm going with the favorite njessi at 4:1

Im hoping for Yimayz or Veela....

At least then the child may have a chance of being attractive or have talent. God knows it is lost if its really mine.

And its not d00d...thats awkward.

And yes I know Veela is a woman. But that image in my mind is just....awesome....

Reese, out.

Reese wrote:Im hoping for Yimayz or Veela....

At least then the child may have a chance of being attractive or have talent. God knows it is lost if its really mine.

And its not d00d...thats awkward.

And yes I know Veela is a woman. But that image in my mind is just....awesome....

Reese, out.

How can it be awkward with dood? He's the cool cat. Havent you seen his hats?

vespasian wrote:

Reese wrote:Im hoping for Yimayz or Veela....

At least then the child may have a chance of being attractive or have talent. God knows it is lost if its really mine.

And its not d00d...thats awkward.

And yes I know Veela is a woman. But that image in my mind is just....awesome....

Reese, out.

How can it be awkward with dood? He's the cool cat. Havent you seen his hats?

While it is true that d00d's hat could impregnate us all from anywhere in the universe with a mere thought....the fact that I know his editor and she is good friends with my wife makes that awkward...

But maybe the father is in fact d00d's hat. that bastard. that good looking bastard.

vespasian wrote:How can it be awkward with dood? He's the cool cat. Havent you seen his hats?

Cool cat? I don't see any hats on the man in the blue shirt.

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:How can it be awkward with dood? He's the cool cat. Havent you seen his hats?

Cool cat? I don't see any hats on the man in the blue shirt.

Oh thank you for posting those. I forgot about those.

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:How can it be awkward with dood? He's the cool cat. Havent you seen his hats?

Cool cat? I don't see any hats on the guy in the blue shirt.

Fixed - it's tgitbs, not tmitbs

All I'm seeing here is that I was awesome even before the hats.

Dood wrote:All I'm seeing here is that I am and continue to be delusional about whether or not I am cool.

*accuritized from orbit - it was the only way to be sure

Dood wrote:All I'm seeing here is that I was awesome even before the hats.

I just wanna fly with Han Solo. Why can't I fly with Han Solo, O' Cool Cat In Blue Shirt?

Gandolfini wrote:

Dood wrote:All I'm seeing here is that I was awesome even before the hats.

I just wanna fly with Han Solo. Why can't I fly with Han Solo, O' Cool Cat In Blue Shirt?

TGITBS is not responsible for claims implied by creative editing on the part of LucasArts

Dood wrote:

Gandolfini wrote:

Dood wrote:All I'm seeing here is that I was awesome even before the hats.

I just wanna fly with Han Solo. Why can't I fly with Han Solo, O' Cool Cat In Blue Shirt?

TGITBS is not responsible for claims implied by creative editing on the part of LucasArts

So that wasn't really you in the commercial but a lifelike replica of what a Star Wars nerd would look like?

Happyclam wrote:

Dood wrote:

Gandolfini wrote:

Dood wrote:All I'm seeing here is that I was awesome even before the hats.

I just wanna fly with Han Solo. Why can't I fly with Han Solo, O' Cool Cat In Blue Shirt?

TGITBS is not responsible for claims implied by creative editing on the part of LucasArts

So that wasn't really you in the commercial but a lifelike replica of what a Star Wars nerd would look like?

Actually I believe someone from LA shoved their arm up his ass and worked his mouth like a puppet, the creative editing was them editing out the arm...

Furiel wrote:

Happyclam wrote:

Dood wrote:

Gandolfini wrote:

Dood wrote:All I'm seeing here is that I was awesome even before the hats.

I just wanna fly with Han Solo. Why can't I fly with Han Solo, O' Cool Cat In Blue Shirt?

TGITBS is not responsible for claims implied by creative editing on the part of LucasArts

So that wasn't really you in the commercial but a lifelike replica of what a Star Wars nerd would look like?

Actually I believe someone from LA shoved their arm up his ass and worked his mouth like a puppet, the creative editing was them editing out the arm...

I still can't sit down when I hear the Imperial March...

Reese, go get a boombox, a trenchcoat, and stand outside Dood's apartment all Say Anything blaring the Imperial theme. For this guild that is the most romantic thing you can do. I am pretty sure Furiel will love you forever if you did that. Vesp would ask you to be his baby's father. And Kitoshi would write songs praising you.

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:How can it be awkward with dood? He's the cool cat. Havent you seen his hats?

Cool cat? I don't see any hats on the man in the blue shirt.

Ummm....Ummmm.....**head explodes**

OHMYGOWDDZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

I've known dood for years & he kept this from me?!?

Oh the torture, the sweet sweet torture.

Ok, I'm off the Jabba's Palace....to actually MEET JABBA THE HUTT! I mean who hasn't wanted to do that?

Yimayz wrote:OHMYGOWDDZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

I've known dood for years & he kept this from me?!?

Oh the torture, the sweet sweet torture.

Ok, I'm off the Jabba's Palace....to actually MEET JABBA THE HUTT! I mean who hasn't wanted to do that?

Stick with us kid, we go places.

Blackferne wrote:

Yimayz wrote:OHMYGOWDDZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

I've known dood for years & he kept this from me?!?

Oh the torture, the sweet sweet torture.

Ok, I'm off the Jabba's Palace....to actually MEET JABBA THE HUTT! I mean who hasn't wanted to do that?

Stick with us kid, we go places.

Wasn't it Veela that got him into that to begin with?

Sir Psyko wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

Yimayz wrote:OHMYGOWDDZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

I've known dood for years & he kept this from me?!?

Oh the torture, the sweet sweet torture.

Ok, I'm off the Jabba's Palace....to actually MEET JABBA THE HUTT! I mean who hasn't wanted to do that?

Stick with us kid, we go places.

Wasn't it Veela that got him into that to begin with?

So I hear tell, but this was before V and I were together and before I knew dood
(I've know V for 5yrs & dood 3yrs)

Yimayz wrote:

Sir Psyko wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

Yimayz wrote:OHMYGOWDDZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

I've known dood for years & he kept this from me?!?

Oh the torture, the sweet sweet torture.

Ok, I'm off the Jabba's Palace....to actually MEET JABBA THE HUTT! I mean who hasn't wanted to do that?

Stick with us kid, we go places.

Wasn't it Veela that got him into that to begin with?

So I hear tell, but this was before V and I were together and before I knew dood
(I've know V for 5yrs & dood 3yrs)

I'm surprised V introduced you to Dood after only two years. It took me about 6 years before I introduced my wife to him.

Gandolfini wrote:

Yimayz wrote:

Sir Psyko wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

Yimayz wrote:OHMYGOWDDZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

I've known dood for years & he kept this from me?!?

Oh the torture, the sweet sweet torture.

Ok, I'm off the Jabba's Palace....to actually MEET JABBA THE HUTT! I mean who hasn't wanted to do that?

Stick with us kid, we go places.

Wasn't it Veela that got him into that to begin with?

So I hear tell, but this was before V and I were together and before I knew dood
(I've know V for 5yrs & dood 3yrs)

I'm surprised V introduced you to Dood after only two years. It took me about 6 years before I introduced my wife to him.

That was only to make sure that I wouldn't be allergic.