Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.

Post by **Veela** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:14 pm

http://www.maxim.com/maxim-hot-100-2012

There's a write-in option this year. I figure this could be some amazing practical joke, getting a complete nobody like myself into the top 100.

So feel free to share and write in my name (Ashley Esqueda) as you see fit.

Also, vote for Mila Kunis. Because she is smoking hot.

Post by **Blackferne** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:53 pm

Well to borrow a Fark cliche here...how sharp are your knees? The Maxim Hot 100 is a prestigious award and I won't sully it with sharp knees!

Post by **Maizan** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:04 am

For what it's Worth. Voted....

Maizan of the Blackrose

Post by **Veela** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:52 am

My knees are one of the unsharpest things ever. They look like dough.

HOWEVER, I think you recall how my elbows could possibly murder someone, Jounville.

Post by **Dood** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:44 pm

Veela wrote:My knees are one of the unsharpest things ever. They look like dough.

HOWEVER, I think you recall how my elbows could possibly murder someone, Jounville.

"Possibly" implies it hasn't happened before - and we all know that's not entirely true.

Post by **Veela** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:58 am

I'm taking this Maxim campaign to a whole new level.

Please note how un-sharp my knees are.

Post by **Kirb** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:19 am

Why would you care about Maxim's Hot 100 when last year Olivia Munn was in the top 3 and Christina Hendricks wasn't even in the top 50?

They obviously know 0 things about 'hot'

Post by **Furiel** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:10 pm

Kirb wrote:Why would you care about Maxim's Hot 100 when last year Olivia Munn was in the top 3 and Christina Hendricks wasn't even in the top 50?

They obviously know 0 things about 'hot'

^this

Post by **Cuspar** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:19 pm

I'm not saying Maxim's readers know "hot", but the only way Christina Hendricks belongs in a top 50 list is if the list is sponsored by In-N-Out Burger.

Post by **Blackferne** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:27 pm

Cuspar wrote:I'm not saying Maxim's readers know "hot", but the only way Christina Hendricks belongs in a top 50 list is if the list is sponsored by In-N-Out Burger.

This is gonna get ugly.

Post by **Furiel** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:40 pm

Cuspar wrote:I'm not saying Maxim's readers know "hot", but the only way Christina Hendricks belongs in a top 50 list is if the list is sponsored by In-N-Out Burger.

So you are calling THIS not hot and fat...

Really.

You are dead to me.

DEAD

Post by **Vespasian** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:50 pm

Fucking Canucks.

Post by **Cuspar** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:28 pm

Photoshop is a hell of a drug.

Post by **Furiel** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:18 pm

And?

She's clearly bending over and yeah, she's got hips, your point?

At least you can tell where her abs stop and her tits begin unlike 90% of the other females on these lists...

There are 2 things in this world you can't motorboat...a personality and a flat chested chic.

Post by **Kirb** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:55 pm

an unphotoshopped Hendricks is fine too

The Church of Alvis

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