Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
http://www.maxim.com/maxim-hot-100-2012
There's a write-in option this year. I figure this could be some amazing practical joke, getting a complete nobody like myself into the top 100.
So feel free to share and write in my name (Ashley Esqueda) as you see fit.
Also, vote for Mila Kunis. Because she is smoking hot.
There's a write-in option this year. I figure this could be some amazing practical joke, getting a complete nobody like myself into the top 100.
So feel free to share and write in my name (Ashley Esqueda) as you see fit.
Also, vote for Mila Kunis. Because she is smoking hot.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
Well to borrow a Fark cliche here...how sharp are your knees? The Maxim Hot 100 is a prestigious award and I won't sully it with sharp knees!
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
For what it's Worth. Voted....
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
My knees are one of the unsharpest things ever. They look like dough.
HOWEVER, I think you recall how my elbows could possibly murder someone, Jounville.
HOWEVER, I think you recall how my elbows could possibly murder someone, Jounville.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
"Possibly" implies it hasn't happened before - and we all know that's not entirely true.Veela wrote:My knees are one of the unsharpest things ever. They look like dough.
HOWEVER, I think you recall how my elbows could possibly murder someone, Jounville.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
I'm taking this Maxim campaign to a whole new level.
Please note how un-sharp my knees are.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
Why would you care about Maxim's Hot 100 when last year Olivia Munn was in the top 3 and Christina Hendricks wasn't even in the top 50?
They obviously know 0 things about 'hot'
They obviously know 0 things about 'hot'
Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
^thisKirb wrote:Why would you care about Maxim's Hot 100 when last year Olivia Munn was in the top 3 and Christina Hendricks wasn't even in the top 50?
They obviously know 0 things about 'hot'
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
I'm not saying Maxim's readers know "hot", but the only way Christina Hendricks belongs in a top 50 list is if the list is sponsored by In-N-Out Burger.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
This is gonna get ugly.Cuspar wrote:I'm not saying Maxim's readers know "hot", but the only way Christina Hendricks belongs in a top 50 list is if the list is sponsored by In-N-Out Burger.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
So you are calling THIS not hot and fat...Cuspar wrote:I'm not saying Maxim's readers know "hot", but the only way Christina Hendricks belongs in a top 50 list is if the list is sponsored by In-N-Out Burger.
Really.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
Fucking Canucks.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
And?
She's clearly bending over and yeah, she's got hips, your point?
At least you can tell where her abs stop and her tits begin unlike 90% of the other females on these lists...
There are 2 things in this world you can't motorboat...a personality and a flat chested chic.
She's clearly bending over and yeah, she's got hips, your point?
At least you can tell where her abs stop and her tits begin unlike 90% of the other females on these lists...
There are 2 things in this world you can't motorboat...a personality and a flat chested chic.
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Re: Even MORE shamlessness. I want to make Maxim's Hot 100.
an unphotoshopped Hendricks is fine too