July 29 = Armageddon

Post by **Dood** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:13 pm

The trial date for my divorce, that I filed for more than 2 years ago, is set for July 29.

On that day I get to A) Remove the albatross from around my neck and B) Find out if I'm replacing it with a $20K new albatross

Either way, it will all finally be over. TFG.

Post by **Bulwark** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:19 pm

Dood wrote:replacing it with a $20K new albatross

I'd go for the new Albatross GT. Sure, it is a little more expensive, but the base model doesn't come with curb feelers.

Post by **Gandolfini** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:19 pm

At least it is after Tales

Post by **Furiel** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:29 pm

I WISH I had that much certainty right now...

But good to hear that you are almost to the finish line. I'll be sure to raise a pint that night.

Post by **Cuspar** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:35 pm

Dood wrote:Find out if I'm replacing it with a $20K new albatross

I'm not as smart as I used to be. What does this mean?

Post by **Blackferne** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:40 pm

Cuspar wrote:
Dood wrote:Find out if I'm replacing it with a $20K new albatross
I'm not as smart as I used to be. What does this mean?

Let me just put it this way, there is disputed assets which meant Dood has been bickering with the ponies technically married while Arrican got married, celebrated a one year anniversary, filed for divorce and has been done with it for 6 months.

Lesson: Wookiees are more efficient than Bothans.

Post by **Vespasian** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:05 pm

Dood wrote:The trial date for my divorce, that I filed for more than 2 years ago, is set for July 29.

On that day I get to A) Remove the albatross from around my neck and B) Find out if I'm replacing it with a $20K new albatross

Either way, it will all finally be over. TFG.

Mozeltov!

I actually thought of you this past weekend when I was at McSoreleys.

Post by **Happyclam** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:47 pm

Dood wrote:The trial date for my divorce, that I filed for more than 2 years ago, is set for July 29.

On that day I get to A) Remove the albatross from around my neck and B) Find out if I'm replacing it with a $20K new albatross

Either way, it will all finally be over. TFG.

So you're finally getting away from your abusive husband, huh? I'm proud of you. I really am.

Post by **Kitoshi** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:06 pm

The real question is, did you get to keep half the ponies?

Post by **Bulwark** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:59 pm

Kitoshi wrote:The real question is, did you get to keep half the ponies?

please say 'yes'! please say 'yes'!

Image the fun we could have with a band saw and a hot glue gun.

Post by **Blackferne** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:05 pm

Bulwark has a lovely workshop already stocked with plenty of fun for them.

Post by **Dood** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:50 pm

Kitoshi wrote:The real question is, did you get to keep half the ponies?

No, but I did keep all of the rum.

BTW, for those of you that never saw what MY collection turned into...

A few months after separation:

3 months ago, when everything fit onto shelves (it doesn't anymore):

The neat thing is that that collection cost me about $2000 over 2 years. The vast majority of it was free.

Post by **Gandolfini** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:27 am

Maybe you should buy a few more hats.

Post by **Vespasian** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:53 am

Gandolfini wrote:Maybe you should buy a few more hats.

Don't forget the extra mannequins to go with them. Get them disfigured too, that way they can wear your bowling shirts and fedoras to look like a dysfunctional rat pack.

Post by **Homeslice513** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:04 am

That is one sweet collection. My divorce was simple, sweet and quick but then again it was all around short lived. Glad to know it is about to be settled for you.

Post by **Takanudo** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:39 am

vespasian wrote:Mozeltov!

What he said.

I say we make July 29 into a new drinking holiday.
.
-Takanudo (...Happy Dood Emancipation Day! Drink!)

Post by **njessi** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:01 pm

If you snuggle with your new girlfriend during court recesses, the albatross may simply implode, saving everyone the trouble.

Post by **Bulwark** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:35 pm

What is in the 5 gallon paint can in the corner?

Post by **Dood** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:16 pm

Bulwark wrote:What is in the 5 gallon paint can in the corner?

That's actually a fermentation bucket for making beer.

Post by **Cuspar** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:39 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXoYK4b_ ... feature=iv

Post by **Vespasian** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:06 am

Dood wrote:
Bulwark wrote:What is in the 5 gallon paint can in the corner?
That's actually a fermentation bucket for making beer.

WTF? Why no wood cask? Your beer will taste like shit in that plastic bucket. At least use an oversized glass one from home goods/Ikea.

Post by **Dood** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:16 am

The bucket is for fermentation.

I have 2 oak casks for aging. My 3 gallon used Rye cask from Tutthilltown is currently aging rum though.

Post by **Sir Psyko** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:04 pm

Here's a present for Dood...

Nearly half-way through 2008 on S*P... I'm tempted to email him and invite him to become an Alvian.

Post by **Veela** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:43 pm

I hope she gets the death penalty!

Post by **Leth** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:37 am

This is why I took Erika for a 10 year test drive. Just to make sure.

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