Woo Hoo Jury Summons: RECIEVED!
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Oh yeah baby. Though I'll probably be turned away because of education, education areas of study, wife's occupation and wife's employer.
Oh well.
Oh well.
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Re: Woo Hoo Jury Summons: RECIEVED!
Quickest way to get out of jury duty, is respond to every question they ask you with, Is the defendant black? Because I hate black people.
They say when you go on a quest for vengence to dig two graves. They underestimate me.
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Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
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Re: Woo Hoo Jury Summons: RECIEVED!
Furiel wrote:Quickest way to get out of jury duty, is respond to every question they ask you with, Is the defendant black? Because I hate black people.
Woah, you misunderstand. I want to do jury duty. It will be a change of pace for how I spend my workday. However I strongly doubt I would be selected. If they start asking too many questions about my thoughts on criminal justice it will no doubt get weird. For example whenever I take one of those political compass tests I end up near the edges in socialist territory.
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Re: Woo Hoo Jury Summons: RECIEVED!
Blackferne wrote:For example whenever I take one of those political compass tests I end up near the edges in socialist territory.
And what is the lesson we learn from this class? Taking political compass tests turn you into a socialist.
Re: Woo Hoo Jury Summons: RECIEVED!
I had jury duty earlier this year and more than likely, you won't get chosen. I got into the initial selection of one trial, but then they only needed 6 and I didn't get chosen for that final six. Other than that, it's a lot of waiting. Heh.
Re: Woo Hoo Jury Summons: RECIEVED!
Is "jury duty" in Texas the same as "firing line" elsewhere?
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Well in that case I'll likely fail the test to be a juror. I haven't shot a gun since I was like 12.Cuspar wrote:Is "jury duty" in Texas the same as "firing line" elsewhere?
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And you're an Alvian in Texas? WTF? How does the impeachment procedure work here?Blackferne wrote:I haven't shot a gun since I was like 12.
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We hang him from a tree and say he slipped.Sir Psyko wrote:And you're an Alvian in Texas? WTF? How does the impeachment procedure work here?Blackferne wrote:I haven't shot a gun since I was like 12.
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you know of any trees that can hold him long enough to asphyxiate him or has the capability to snap his neck and not it's branch??Gandolfini wrote:We hang him from a tree and say he slipped.Sir Psyko wrote:And you're an Alvian in Texas? WTF? How does the impeachment procedure work here?Blackferne wrote:I haven't shot a gun since I was like 12.
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There's the hangin tree over by deadmans curve...vespasian wrote:you know of any trees that can hold him long enough to asphyxiate him or has the capability to snap his neck and not it's branch??Gandolfini wrote:We hang him from a tree and say he slipped.Sir Psyko wrote:And you're an Alvian in Texas? WTF? How does the impeachment procedure work here?Blackferne wrote:I haven't shot a gun since I was like 12.
They say when you go on a quest for vengence to dig two graves. They underestimate me.
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
Re: Woo Hoo Jury Summons: RECIEVED!
I've got a metal Christmas tree. If we reinforce it some it should hold.vespasian wrote:you know of any trees that can hold him long enough to asphyxiate him or has the capability to snap his neck and not it's branch??Gandolfini wrote:We hang him from a tree and say he slipped.Sir Psyko wrote:And you're an Alvian in Texas? WTF? How does the impeachment procedure work here?Blackferne wrote:I haven't shot a gun since I was like 12.
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Good point. A crane with a steel cable?vespasian wrote:you know of any trees that can hold him long enough to asphyxiate him or has the capability to snap his neck and not it's branch??Gandolfini wrote:We hang him from a tree and say he slipped.Sir Psyko wrote:And you're an Alvian in Texas? WTF? How does the impeachment procedure work here?Blackferne wrote:I haven't shot a gun since I was like 12.
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So I haven't shot a gun since I was 12 big freaking deal. While you plebes enjoy your boom boom sticks, I've preferred to study and embrace explosives. What's better than a bullet? A grenade.
Also flame throwers are freaking cool.
Also flame throwers are freaking cool.
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When was the last time you threw a grenade? ::begins to google crane rental::Blackferne wrote:So I haven't shot a gun since I was 12 big freaking deal. While you plebes enjoy your boom boom sticks, I've preferred to study and embrace explosives. What's better than a bullet? A grenade.
Also flame throwers are freaking cool.
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I prefer dry ice bombs. 1 bottle evian. 1 chunk of dry ice. combine, seal, throw in pond.Gandolfini wrote:When was the last time you threw a grenade? ::begins to google crane rental::Blackferne wrote:So I haven't shot a gun since I was 12 big freaking deal. While you plebes enjoy your boom boom sticks, I've preferred to study and embrace explosives. What's better than a bullet? A grenade.
Also flame throwers are freaking cool.
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And the last time you did this was....Blackferne wrote:I prefer dry ice bombs. 1 bottle evian. 1 chunk of dry ice. combine, seal, throw in pond.Gandolfini wrote:When was the last time you threw a grenade? ::begins to google crane rental::Blackferne wrote:So I haven't shot a gun since I was 12 big freaking deal. While you plebes enjoy your boom boom sticks, I've preferred to study and embrace explosives. What's better than a bullet? A grenade.
Also flame throwers are freaking cool.
They say when you go on a quest for vengence to dig two graves. They underestimate me.
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
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Too long.Furiel wrote:And the last time you did this was....Blackferne wrote:I prefer dry ice bombs. 1 bottle evian. 1 chunk of dry ice. combine, seal, throw in pond.Gandolfini wrote:When was the last time you threw a grenade? ::begins to google crane rental::Blackferne wrote:So I haven't shot a gun since I was 12 big freaking deal. While you plebes enjoy your boom boom sticks, I've preferred to study and embrace explosives. What's better than a bullet? A grenade.
Also flame throwers are freaking cool.
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Blackferne wrote: If I don't survive tell Cuspar I love him.
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You sure??Cuspar wrote:Blackferne wrote: If I don't survive tell Cuspar I love him.
Just sayin...Blackferne wrote:I've said it before, and I'm saying it now, and I'm more than certain I will say it again....I hate this guild and everyone in it.
They say when you go on a quest for vengence to dig two graves. They underestimate me.
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
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Wait, there are Black people in Texas? And bobcat rentals are only $90 per hour including the Operator?
Well, I know what I am doing next time in in Austin.
Yep, eating more brisket, you racists. No one would really rent a Bobcat to bury Black people up to their necks.
Well, I know what I am doing next time in in Austin.
Yep, eating more brisket, you racists. No one would really rent a Bobcat to bury Black people up to their necks.
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You should try the wet brisket next time. Mmmmmm.Reese wrote:Wait, there are Black people in Texas? And bobcat rentals are only $90 per hour including the Operator?
Well, I know what I am doing next time in in Austin.
Yep, eating more brisket, you racists. No one would really rent a Bobcat to bury Black people up to their necks.
Spelt chick it fur putties!
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Furiel wrote:You sure??Cuspar wrote:Blackferne wrote: If I don't survive tell Cuspar I love him.
Just sayin...Blackferne wrote:I've said it before, and I'm saying it now, and I'm more than certain I will say it again....I hate this guild and everyone in it.
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What a failure in nominating leadership.
Hasn't fired a gun in approximately 20 years...
Thinks a grenade is an Evian bottle with dry ice tossed in a pond...
Gives crane rental rates that require you to call to get a quote...
Even the love of flamethrowers isn't redeeming since lighting your own farts doesn't really count as using a flamethrower.
I say we just shoot him in the freaking face as a TRUE Alvian would. And not with a .22 either.
Hasn't fired a gun in approximately 20 years...
Thinks a grenade is an Evian bottle with dry ice tossed in a pond...
Gives crane rental rates that require you to call to get a quote...
Even the love of flamethrowers isn't redeeming since lighting your own farts doesn't really count as using a flamethrower.
I say we just shoot him in the freaking face as a TRUE Alvian would. And not with a .22 either.
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Reminder: Bulwark nominated me and Dood seconded it. Take it up with them.Sir Psyko wrote:What a failure in nominating leadership.
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