The Church of Alvis

..and Hi

I'm Yimayz and I have sex with Veela (and Dood and Reese...sometimes, ok most times)
I was a Triple Threat Smuggler on Eclipse in SWG and I enjoy backgammon, Engelbert Humperdinck (his early catalog) Parasail.....well who am I kidding. I get it on with Veela do I really need any more hobbies?

So Ummm...Yeah.

Pix or it didn't happen. (Dood or Reese...we have some serious unanswered questions about their biological "abnormalities" that need to be resolved. Mostly to settle long standing wagers)

Also I put you in the SoCal Altarsquid class of 2010. Remember Veela outranks you so if she speaks poorly of you during this provisional period, I'll kick your ass to the curb.

It's that easy? I can speak poorly of my future husband and have him removed?

Blackferne wrote:Pix or it didn't happen. (Dood or Reese...we have some serious unanswered questions about their biological "abnormalities" that need to be resolved. Mostly to settle long standing wagers)

Yes those are supposed to be there.. and YES they do swell when Reese and Dood get chilly.

Blackferne wrote:Also I put you in the SoCal Altarsquid class of 2010. Remember Veela outranks you so if she speaks poorly of you during this provisional period, I'll kick your ass to the curb.

Damn...I'll go wait by the curb. Oh wait doesn't Dood out rank Veela?

His future is your hands.

MY HANDS? OH GOD! I WASHED THEM AN HOUR AGO!

Veela wrote:MY HANDS? OH GOD! I WASHED THEM AN HOUR AGO!

Don't worry. After a couple of years of marriage, you will only be holding his future on special days (Christmas, anniversary, birthday, tax day, etc).

Veela wrote:It's that easy? I can speak poorly of my future husband and have him removed?

I am baffled that any part of this was phrased as a question.

Roza wrote:

Veela wrote:It's that easy? I can speak poorly of my future husband and have him removed?

I am baffled that any part of this was phrased as a question.

It's that easy! I can speak poorly of my future husband and have him removed!

Veela wrote:

Roza wrote:

Veela wrote:It's that easy? I can speak poorly of my future husband and have him removed?

I am baffled that any part of this was phrased as a question.

It's that easy! I can speak poorly of my future husband and have him removed!

Much better.

Yimayz wrote:

Blackferne wrote:Also I put you in the SoCal Altarsquid class of 2010. Remember Veela outranks you so if she speaks poorly of you during this provisional period, I'll kick your ass to the curb.

Damn...I'll go wait by the curb. Oh wait doesn't Dood out rank Veela?

Well funny you should mention that. See Dood was a key part of making me the current dictator. I believe he used the phrase "Only Alvian politics can engineer reverse-coups where dictators are installed against their will and desire to form a democratic government." which means yes he has a title, but actual power is me and how I choose to abuse it. So in this case...Veela is your future.

Blackferne wrote:

Yimayz wrote:

Blackferne wrote:Also I put you in the SoCal Altarsquid class of 2010. Remember Veela outranks you so if she speaks poorly of you during this provisional period, I'll kick your ass to the curb.

Damn...I'll go wait by the curb. Oh wait doesn't Dood out rank Veela?

in this case...Veela is your future.

Then we are all doomed..doomed I say.

I object, that man has never touched me on the thing that grows. He cant reach that far behind me while slow dancing.


My name is Reese and I approve this message.

Reese wrote:I object, that man has never touched me on the thing that grows. He cant reach that far behind me while slow dancing.


My name is Reese and I approve this message.

I don't remember you being orca fat so I must conclude he has small sea lion flaps for arms.

Is this conclusion accurate?

or maybe is sense of direction is really bad and he gets lost along the way?

True on both counts

Veela wrote:True on both counts