The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.Reese is here having been dipped in the ceremonial goo by Dood (don't ask, it was messy) and then forced upon you after being enlightened in the ways of The Church in the heat of the desert.
I seek the designation of Low Priest of Molesting so that I may preach upon thee with great
. Just lie there and trust me. P.S. I always like my first posts to be mildly creepy and reminiscent of that thing that happened to you when you are younger but we dont discuss. Oh and Google, where the hell is my Froyo? OH AND seriously what is with all this Apple love for a phone that doesn't work? I mean Steve Jobs you are a prick, you should seriously stop trying to steal my soul with your giant ipods and such. You shit. I want Bill Gates to come back and beat you with Ballmer. Thank God for Steve Schmidt the conduit to all things deemed important from the great God-gle in the sky.
P.S.S. No I don't know the purpose of any of this and actually I owned an iPhone for years. I really just couldn't think of a good way to say hi to the boards so I started writing. I really would like to be ordained as the Low Priest of Molesting, maybe the voices in my head will simply pronounce me as such. I'm such an asshole.
Reese, out.
