Today Blows
That is all.
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No shit. I was jogging this morning trying sculpt my portly physique into something that vesp could find attractive again, and the jogging trail had this pull up station. So I'm thinking I know I can't do a pull up wearing the fat jacket, but let's just see how long I can hold myself up. So I reach up for the bar and jump. Well the station had a metal plate that I banged my shin on. In retrospect I think I was using the station backwards. The point is it really hurt and I was near the furthest point from my house on my jogging circuit. So I jogged with a big welt forming the rest of the way. And it still hurts.
But I'm not fighting the pain with oreos. MUST STAY STRONG!
But I'm not fighting the pain with oreos. MUST STAY STRONG!
Jounville Blackferne
Archbishop of the Church of Alvis
Dungeon Master of the Tabletop Forum
Archbishop of the Church of Alvis
Dungeon Master of the Tabletop Forum
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Nutter Butters today huh?Blackferne wrote:But I'm not fighting the pain with oreos. MUST STAY STRONG!
They say when you go on a quest for vengence to dig two graves. They underestimate me.
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
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i'm totally there with you.
this morning my smoking hot 21 year old girlfriend woke me up when she got out of bed. so we decided to get frisky in the shower before she had to leave. so sure enough, i got a knot in my hamstring. and to make matters worse, she could only give me a massage for like 10 minutes before she had to leave.
the day really turned around when Wendys gave me an extra bbq sauce for my nuggets without me asking.
this morning my smoking hot 21 year old girlfriend woke me up when she got out of bed. so we decided to get frisky in the shower before she had to leave. so sure enough, i got a knot in my hamstring. and to make matters worse, she could only give me a massage for like 10 minutes before she had to leave.
the day really turned around when Wendys gave me an extra bbq sauce for my nuggets without me asking.
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You used to be a player then you got a cramp near your knee?Jeezbus wrote:i'm totally there with you.
this morning my smoking hot 21 year old girlfriend woke me up when she got out of bed. so we decided to get frisky in the shower before she had to leave. so sure enough, i got a knot in my hamstring. and to make matters worse, she could only give me a massage for like 10 minutes before she had to leave.
the day really turned around when Wendys gave me an extra bbq sauce for my nuggets without me asking.
Jounville Blackferne
Archbishop of the Church of Alvis
Dungeon Master of the Tabletop Forum
Archbishop of the Church of Alvis
Dungeon Master of the Tabletop Forum
Re: Today Blows
It's over, leave me out of it [by it i mean your gravitational orbit]. Think of me Haley's comet, icing you every couple of years before speeding away.Blackferne wrote:No shit. I was jogging this morning trying sculpt my portly physique into something that vesp could find attractive again, and the jogging trail had this pull up station. So I'm thinking I know I can't do a pull up wearing the fat jacket, but let's just see how long I can hold myself up. So I reach up for the bar and jump. Well the station had a metal plate that I banged my shin on. In retrospect I think I was using the station backwards. The point is it really hurt and I was near the furthest point from my house on my jogging circuit. So I jogged with a big welt forming the rest of the way. And it still hurts.
But I'm not fighting the pain with oreos. MUST STAY STRONG!
Cuspar eats dead people.
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But you didn't have to cut me offVespasian wrote:It's over, leave me out of it [by it i mean your gravitational orbit]. Think of me Haley's comet, icing you every couple of years before speeding away.Blackferne wrote:No shit. I was jogging this morning trying sculpt my portly physique into something that vesp could find attractive again, and the jogging trail had this pull up station. So I'm thinking I know I can't do a pull up wearing the fat jacket, but let's just see how long I can hold myself up. So I reach up for the bar and jump. Well the station had a metal plate that I banged my shin on. In retrospect I think I was using the station backwards. The point is it really hurt and I was near the furthest point from my house on my jogging circuit. So I jogged with a big welt forming the rest of the way. And it still hurts.
But I'm not fighting the pain with oreos. MUST STAY STRONG!
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Jounville Blackferne
Archbishop of the Church of Alvis
Dungeon Master of the Tabletop Forum
Archbishop of the Church of Alvis
Dungeon Master of the Tabletop Forum
Re: Today Blows
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over, But had me believing it was always something that I'd done. But I don't wanna live that way; reading into every word you say. You said that you could let it go. And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know.
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Pics of the nuggets?Jeezbus wrote:i'm totally there with you.
this morning my smoking hot 21 year old girlfriend woke me up when she got out of bed. so we decided to get frisky in the shower before she had to leave. so sure enough, i got a knot in my hamstring. and to make matters worse, she could only give me a massage for like 10 minutes before she had to leave.
the day really turned around when Wendys gave me an extra bbq sauce for my nuggets without me asking.
Cuspar
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Today didn't go to well for me. I was called in to work for 1 hour, so that my boss could leave early. The new apartment I was going to sign for was rented out today, so I ended up signing for another one that is 80bucks more a month. Good news though, I tried the P'zolo from pizza hut, bought Lego Batman 2, and everyone can make fun of me tonight on Jimers show.
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Is there an archive of the show somewhere? I missed it.Dashl wrote:Today didn't go to well for me. I was called in to work for 1 hour, so that my boss could leave early. The new apartment I was going to sign for was rented out today, so I ended up signing for another one that is 80bucks more a month. Good news though, I tried the P'zolo from pizza hut, bought Lego Batman 2, and everyone can make fun of me tonight on Jimers show.
Cuspar
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Is it bad when your boss opens a meeting with you and your fellow senior person with "I want you to know that if you decide you want one, I will write you a glowing letter of recommendation?"
fFormerly fknown as fDood.
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That statement? No. What follows however...Dood wrote:Is it bad when your boss opens a meeting with you and your fellow senior person with "I want you to know that if you decide you want one, I will write you a glowing letter of recommendation?"
They say when you go on a quest for vengence to dig two graves. They underestimate me.
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
The Plush Family:
DPS - Furiel: Commando, T'ony: Slinger, Kessilee: VG, Ziraava: Sent
Tank - Montae: Shadow, Gaen: Guardian
Heals - Kam'ryn: Sage, Sabran: Soundrel
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Yes please!Cuspar wrote:Is there an archive of the show somewhere? I missed it.Dashl wrote:Today didn't go to well for me. I was called in to work for 1 hour, so that my boss could leave early. The new apartment I was going to sign for was rented out today, so I ended up signing for another one that is 80bucks more a month. Good news though, I tried the P'zolo from pizza hut, bought Lego Batman 2, and everyone can make fun of me tonight on Jimers show.
Fyyn Cob
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...was a debate about whether our group could continue to be in business for longer than 4 more years.Furiel wrote:That statement? No. What follows however...Dood wrote:Is it bad when your boss opens a meeting with you and your fellow senior person with "I want you to know that if you decide you want one, I will write you a glowing letter of recommendation?"
fFormerly fknown as fDood.
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I tell you nothing comes close to reading in the morning paper that your entire department is being closed down and you lost your job...Dood wrote:...was a debate about whether our group could continue to be in business for longer than 4 more years.Furiel wrote:That statement? No. What follows however...Dood wrote:Is it bad when your boss opens a meeting with you and your fellow senior person with "I want you to know that if you decide you want one, I will write you a glowing letter of recommendation?"
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fFormerly fknown as fDood.