The Church of Alvis

that is all.

I honestly don't want to know what you are smuggling in your pants...

Furiel wrote:I honestly don't want to know what you are smuggling in your pants...

A slightly used uterus?

(Or was that too much?)

Gandolfini wrote:

Furiel wrote:I honestly don't want to know what you are smuggling in your pants...

A slightly used uterus?

(Or was that too much?)

I believe they prefer the term gently used now...

Or you could just call it "vintage"

Furiel wrote:

Gandolfini wrote:

Furiel wrote:I honestly don't want to know what you are smuggling in your pants...

A slightly used uterus?

(Or was that too much?)

I believe they prefer the term gently used now...

Or you could just call it "vintage"

"Vintage". Oh, I don't want to go anywhere near that response.

Well let me be the first to thank you guys for me sleeping on the couch.

Blackferne wrote:Well let me be the first to thank you guys for me sleeping on the couch.

That is only if you admit to laughing.

Blackferne wrote:Well let me be the first to thank you guys for me sleeping on the couch.

You're welcome

Gandolfini wrote:

Furiel wrote:

Gandolfini wrote:A slightly used uterus?

(Or was that too much?)

I believe they prefer the term gently used now...

Or you could just call it "vintage"

"Vintage". Oh, I don't want to go anywhere near that response.

You could call it a "Classic" and maybe not sleep on the couch?

Estate?

Antique?

Pre-Owned?

Recycled?

Dood wrote:Estate?

Antique?

Pre-Owned?

Recycled?

Not helping.

Blackferne wrote:

Dood wrote:Estate?

Antique?

Pre-Owned?

Recycled?

Not helping.

Certified Pre-Owned?

Veela wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

Dood wrote:Estate?

Antique?

Pre-Owned?

Recycled?

Not helping.

Certified Pre-Owned?

Lease-To-Own?

I've said it before, and I'm saying it now, and I'm more than certain I will say it again....I hate this guild and everyone in it.

<3

Gandolfini wrote:

Furiel wrote:I honestly don't want to know what you are smuggling in your pants...

A slightly used uterus?

(Or was that too much?)

Don't worry, it was only slightly used once for a little bit. Say 2" for 5 seconds? Or 5" for 2 seconds. I forget-all of those deep fried snickers bars joun gets over lunch have made everything blurry. I don't know where joun has been faster to be honest.

Blackferne wrote:I've said it before, and I'm saying it now, and I'm more than certain I will say it again....I hate this guild and everyone in it.

This was not full of vengeance and alcohol, as it should have been.

Roza wrote:

Blackferne wrote:I've said it before, and I'm saying it now, and I'm more than certain I will say it again....I hate this guild and everyone in it.

This was not full of vengeance and alcohol, as it should have been.

Guess who just got a little check mark next to her name on my to maim list?

Blackferne wrote:

Roza wrote:

Blackferne wrote:I've said it before, and I'm saying it now, and I'm more than certain I will say it again....I hate this guild and everyone in it.

This was not full of vengeance and alcohol, as it should have been.

Guess who just got a little check mark next to her name on my to maim list?

On no, but I value my limbs! (I'm almost sure that Kit does too.)

Roza wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

Roza wrote:This was not full of vengeance and alcohol, as it should have been.

Guess who just got a little check mark next to her name on my to maim list?

On no, but I value my limbs! (I'm almost sure that Kit does too.)

I don't know about limbs but I'm sure that there are things that Kit values.






He keeps mentioning your wardrobe, for example.

Dood wrote:
He keeps mentioning your wardrobe, for example.

Don't forget her shoes. He loves her shoes, especially he open toe stillettos.

Veela wrote: Certified Pre-Owned?

There is a joke about a 14-point inspection in here somewhere, but I'm just not seeing it.

Bulwark wrote:

Veela wrote: Certified Pre-Owned?

There is a joke about a 14-point inspection in here somewhere, but I'm just not seeing it.

Just as long as it comes with a 100K mile warranty.

Dood wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Veela wrote: Certified Pre-Owned?

There is a joke about a 14-point inspection in here somewhere, but I'm just not seeing it.

Just as long as it comes with a 100K mile warranty.

What's the Kelly bluebook trade in value for a newer model?

vespasian wrote:

Dood wrote:
He keeps mentioning your wardrobe, for example.

Don't forget her shoes. He loves her shoes, especially he open toe stillettos.

Shoot, how did you guys find out? He'll think that I shared those photos from his victory at the drag contest.