The Church of Alvis

So...it's been a minute. Just wanted to say with Episode 5 of BOBF... There is now a canonical reference of humans and Jawas dating (Peli Motto - the Tatooinian mechanic described them as "very furry"). Folks, we are now one step closer to canonical Jawa pr0n in the Disney/Lucasfilm universe. That i...

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So - I haven't been on the forums in years, hope everyone is holding up well enough. In the past few years, I've left the corporate world, traveled to India, became a meditation teacher, pursued a career in music and recorded an EP, and did a bunch of other crazy stuff. Long story...won't bore you w...

It makes sense especially if they need the extra time but does throw an Alivs get together out the window unless enough people say screw seeing family which I doubt, or are willing to do more travel around then which isn't a good bet either. Yes, I agree. But the other option for a gathering would ...

And just like that - the movie release has been pushed back from May 2017 to December, due to rewrites. http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/01/star-wars-episode-viii-release-date-pushed-back-to-december-15-2017.html http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-episode-viii-to-open-december-15-2017?cmp=smc...

Having watched it for a forth time time, the one thing I wish was changed which would fix my biggest beef with the movie is if Luke is reestablishing the Jedi in secret because he recognizes that the Initiates won't be ready to face the dark side any time soon. I know why they didn't do that becaus...

Question for you all. Was the main story lines/scripts written for all 9 episodes back in the 70's? Maizan According to wikipedia , Georgie wrote the treatments for the sequel trilogy in the late 70s, but later abandoned them. Keep in mind, these were treatments, ie a brief synopsis, with no fleshe...

I like what Dood said particularly about... ...the political landscape, 30 years after ROTJ. I felt like Starkiller Base blowing up the Senate planet would have been a big deal, but it was really glossed over, cinematically, making me wonder - why should I care about this event? There were apparentl...

OK, so I saw it twice over the weekend. Would have been 3 times since I promised my daughter to take her, but she decided at the last minute she didn't want to go. I will probably catch it one more time in the theater over the holidays. Surprisingly, the second viewing was better than the first. It'...

Discuss here...I'll begin. All in all, I liked it. I'll post some more as I'm seeing it again in a few hours. -Opening and everything else on Jakku - awesome -Who the hell is this Snoke guy? -How in the hell did Rey just spontaneously learn to use the force? -Han's fate...well, I had read the spoile...

Excuse the Chinese dude with the lightsaber at the beginning of the vid.

This MAY be the movie you are looking for.

The movie we've been hoping for since the mid 1990s when the prequels were first announced. I, for one, am super hopeful.

New Trailer with Japanese Subtitles. New Footage.


My Japanese is somewhat rusty, but I'm pretty sure one of the subtitles in the trailer reads as "Please forgive the prequels. Give this franchise another chance." The other subtitle reads: "We want ALL of your money."

...my fellow reddit celebrity. Have a good one.

Two thumbs up. Classic one-liners, exactly what you'd come to expect from a Bruce Campbell production. No expense spared on blood and gore, either. The part where he goes to his work, talks to his boss and spills the box of lightbulbs...I totally lost my $&%* at the facial expressions as he was clea...

This pretty well sums up my experience playing the BETA (NSFW language - you may want to turn the speakers wayyy down low - or use headphones): v8JTkmlVZcc It would be fun to get together as Alvians to play but seeing as there are a few folks leaning more towards consoles and less towards PC, and gi...

A review of the second trailer. Still applicable to the one released this week...


PS Joun...the link you gave seems to be broken...

In other news:

The last trailer before December 18th:


All the epicness. All of the feels. This is real...we're getting more Star Wars in this lifetime. And there is a decent chance that it won't suck, either.

I downloaded the PC version. I don't own a PS4.

If anybody wants me, I'll be in the corner playing with myself.

It's a mobile MMO.
https://playstarwarsuprising.com/

I haven't touched it in a few days, though...but I thought for a mobile game, it's actually pretty good.

I want this shirt...

Blackferne wrote:Any comments from your neighbors about Kylo Ren skulking in the backyard?

Yeah - "Lose the muffin top, ya freak!"

I started "Church Of Alvis" on the new game for mobile which launched yesterday. There is a character limitation in the naming field, so I'm currently Dodd Formeiana (one N instead of two). If anyone is sorta interested in the official Disney post-ROTJ storyline in the Anoat sector, look it up. For ...

Hey guys - I'd appreciate some feedback (constructive, destructive, or humorous) feedback on an unboxing vid I did on youtube. I need a catchy name - like "Grown Up Men Playing With Toys" or something like that for my channel. If there is any interest whatsoever (and there probably won't be, but meh...

I foresee an Alvistide reunion here in the not-so-distant future.